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Week one…a report

My agent warned me not to go into London for fear of getting The London Lurgy. You know, that virus that everyone’s getting.

But not me, until two Fridays ago, because as you know from reading this I have very little actual contact with anyone outside of my Extreme Inner Oxford Circle (family, neighbour Gabby, me pals Becs and Susie…). Sometimes weeks go by and the only people I spend more than five minutes with are the EIOC.

So I went to London, caught the virus and was violently ill that evening. By Sunday night I was well enough to go to see ‘Cloverfield’.

Which made me sick, motion sick. I had to walk out after 40 mins…but was struggling to hold back feelings of nausea all the way through. Five more minutes and I would have barfed.

Then I went down with post-viral exhaustion. Yes, yes, excuses for not keeping the blog updated, but there you go.

Monday we did the little Joshua party at Krispy Kreme. I hardly touched the doughnuts but it was lovely to see everyone.

Tuesday I stayed in bed most of the day.

Wednesday ditto, conserving energy for the Bill Heine BBC Radio Oxford show. Bill and I met first at Costa where he amazed me by telling me how much he’d enjoyed ‘The Joshua Files – Invisible City’ and producing a stack of photocopied pages from the book; his favourite passages highlighted.

“This is what I’ll be wanting to discuss with you,” he said, picked up his coffee and scurried down the road to the BBC studios on Banbury Road. I followed behind slowly, looking at the pages. He’d picked out all the deepest and most personally revealing sections…not what I’d expected at all. (There aren’t many such sections…)

Over the course of Bill’s 3-hour show we talked on-and-off about the book. Every 15 mins Bill’s producer Sean popped in and knelt down beside me, took the mike and read out the headlines in a really posh voice. Bill fielded calls, read headlines, threw opinions around, punched buttons and managed screens and talked to me, all with dizzying aplomb.

After about 2 hours I worked out that the red light to my right went on everytime our mikes went live. So I didn’t need to be whispering and making hand signals the rest of the time. Duh.

I don’t know if I’ll ever again by interviewed by someone who a) loved the book so much and b) got right to the heart of the more serious stuff I thought I’d buried behind all the action adventure. As a radio debut it was a pretty extraordinary experience, I reckon.

Thursday I stayed in bed half the day, then wrote an article for National Geographic Kids about the Maya.

Friday – the Archbishop of Birmingham and his Bishop came to the school where I’m a governor and in a beautiful, moving ceremony, blessed the £21 million new school buildings which have finally been completed. The mass was also attended by representatives from all Oxfordshire’s Catholic schools and parishes, local dignitaries, Andrew Smith MP, city and county councillors, senior officers from the two authorities who oversee the school – the Diocesan Schools’ Commission and the Local Authority, plus most governors, past and present, teachers and of course, students from the school. The students were without exception impeccably dressed, courteous and helpful as guides, and basically they performed all the music for the mass too.

During one of the musical interludes the students brought banners representing every feeder parish. They’d made them themselves with the help of School’s brilliant art department. The banners were taken behind the altar, where they will be used to decorate the bare halls of the fabulous new hall. Watching, I remembered so many moments in the establishment of the school, from the first time I heard it mentioned in mass as a possibility, when having our own Catholic secondary school was just a dream that we had to petition for, to the first announcement, to meetings in people’s houses to discuss marketing plans…to the hard years of establishing the school…all the pain and struggle everyone had been through and all the minor successes on the way…to standing in that very hall with the architect when it was just bricks and mud, listening to him explain, waving his arms around, how it would all work. I watched those kids bringing the Archbishop those banners and I have to admit, tears sprung to my eyes. I think many of us felt that way.

It’s quite a thing to see a brand new school created. Meanwhile, inside the deluxe surroundings the hard work of driving up attainment and standards goes on.

And on Saturday I did my first ever signing in a bookshop!

Not a bad week. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

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What time is it? It’s JOSHUA time!


Friends from the Official Joshua Files Facebook group at Krispy Kreme on Day One

Forgive me bigging up my own novel but today is the day!

I’ve been receiving lovely emails from all my friends who are finally reading ‘The Joshua Files: Invisible City’. They’ve been very positive so far. The former Chair of Governors of the school where I’m a governor sent me a lovely email this morning, saying that he would read it by Friday and give me his opinion then…’Ok so far’ he wrote. Ooer…

Most of the events the publishers have organised will take place over the year, starting next Tuesday with the fab launch party in London’s La Perla Mexican restaurant and bar. (We loved Mestizo but needed a more central location).

But this week we do have a few things coming up:

1. Party at Krispy Kreme in Oxford (4pm-5.30pm)
The doughnuts are on me! Bring along your copy of TJF for me to sign! This has been organised via the Official JOSHUA FILES Facebook Group.

2. Wed 6th 4pm-7pm BBC Radio Oxford – I’m the co-host on Bill Heine’s drivetime show.
Bill and I are meeting first at Costa where the secrets of doing his show will be explained to me in about 20 mins…
You can listen via the Web http://www.bbc.co.uk/oxford/local_radio/

3. Saturday 9th 3-4pm Blackwell’s Oxford
Yay, my first book signing. For goodness sake, if you live in shouting distance of Oxford please come along to this! Or it’ll just be me and a stack of books… Afterwards we can all go out for afternoon tea. Sound good? C’MON!

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I’ve seen it and it’s brill…

The Joshua Files - Invisible City
Do people still say ‘brill’? Probably showing my age. It’s standard, okay? It’s safe.

Yesterday I met at the Scholastic offices with Agent Cox and Editor Elv to discuss Exciting Top-Secret-For-Now New Online Strategy To Promote “The Joshua Files”. Yes indeed, not content with breaking new ground with the most innovative book cover you’ll see all year, Scholastic’s whizz MD Elaine McQuade has decided to promote this series title online in a Whole New Way. Agent Cox and I are in on the whole idea, which will take readers of the book into a whole new dimension of the world of “The Joshua Files”.

At the start of the meeting, Editor Elv surprised us both by producing a shiny new advance copy of “The Joshua Files – Invisible City” (the only one so far, it was the one sent for final approval by the publishers).

I snapped a photo of the book with some of the doughnuts we were using to fuel the meeting (which was about developing online content so we had doughnuts and coffee like the ‘net geeks we aspire to be).

Here’s a video of Agent Cox and Elv looking at the book…

(If you have a Facebook account you can see the video here.)

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Ah, the things I wish I could tell you…

Well blog readers, I’ve had a fun few days. I wish I could tell you everything but because we want to keep some things as a cool surprise I can’t.

I popped by the Scholastic offices on Friday to meet up before going to a fancy dinner-n-awards evening with the publishers and some of their guests. Spying some mock-ups of “Invisible City” sitting on a pile of new books, I snapped some photos with my BlackBerry. It’s not the final version yet but it was soooooo cool to see it. This book package truly is totally innovative! And splashproof too – perfect for taking the book down to the beach or pool.

But I don’t think I’m allowed to post these photos on my blog, sorry…

I was an hour late to another meeting today, because of what the bus driver from Oxford referred to as an ‘RTA’. What’s wrong with the word ‘accident’? Why must we always be decoding TLAs? (three letter acronyms) But my agent coped without me and successfully pitched our proposal to the publishers, leaving me to walk in on the good atmosphere.

The way “The Joshua Files” will be promoted online should now be pretty innovative too. Something new for the world of books, borrowing from something they use to promote some…

But soft! Ere I say too much…

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Introspective, moi?

I don’t usually turn to introspection on this blog because well, basically, it’s not very fun is it? It gets awfully close to that writer’s angst I try to avoid.

But today, just now in fact I had a moment of clarity in which I realised that being a published author is going to make me not more interesting as my teenage daughter imagines, but less.

(My teenage daughter observed recently, “I’m looking forward to your book being published. Then maybe your life will finally become interesting. And you’ll have things to tell me. Instead of it being the other way round.”)

I read an article about something, can’t remember what, and was just starting to form a theory, synthesize a thought, who knows it might even have been interesting…when a very strict part of my brain cut in and said NO.

NO. You can’t think about that. It might be interesting but NO. It’s not relevant to the books you write. It’s potentially too interesting to think about as a leisure activity. It’s not comforting enough to justify as a daydream. So: simply NO.

That strict part of my brain has a propensity to let me think all I like about the stuff that it deems relevant to my job and hardly at all about anything else. There were times when I was a scientist that I literally turned up at parties unable to speak. I forgot how to make small talk. I didn’t want to talk about anything but molecular biology, and no-one at the party wanted to hear about that so…I said nothing.

So I can imagine that what will happen in the next few years is that I will think more and more about my books. At the moment I can count on the fingers of a hand the number of people who have ever wanted to have any discussion with me about my books that goes beyond “You’re writing a book, really, what’s it about?”…my reply and then, end of discussion.

What if it were lots of people, though? What if that becomes all people ever want to talk to me about?

Then I’ll be back where I was in the old days, when I was mad keen to talk about subcloning DNA or whatever part of my research I was up to…and good for little else. Except now the only thing I’ll be capable of talking about is a bunch of stuff I made up once.

I’ll be back to being a nerd.

Actually I’m being daft. I could right now make a list of 10 friends who will NEVER want to hear about my books. They should help to save me from becoming a total bore.